I apologize for not writing sooner. I'm having to sneak down to the computer right now. My mother thinks I'm napping, what a fool. I've been quite busy lately and I'd like to tell you all about it.
I discovered these things in my mouth. My mother is quite amazed that I haven't cried or been cranky doing this thing they call "teething." I am not a baby...really it doesn't hurt at all...in fact they're quite enjoyable. I have two tiny slivers of teeth on the bottom (my daddy calls me white fang). Whenever someone's fingers or face get too close, I take a good hard chomp. I love to watch them scream...they never learn.
I've also discovered that I can get around on my own. I eat everything I can crawl to. Here's a list of my favorite things to eat:
1.Paper
2.String
3.The remote control
4.Fingers and Toes (mine and everyone else's)
5.Cell phones
6.Carpet
7.Apple juice
8.Shoes
9.Green beans
10.The wire whisk
I've also learned some new tricks. I know I sound like a puppy, but I'm actually quite proud of what I can do. I now:
-crawl
-hold my own bottle
-give high fives
-wave goodbye
-chew human food
-escape when they are changing my diaper
-say dada..I know it infuriates my mother that I refuse to learn how to say mama
Farewell my fine friends, until we meet again. If I can figure out the telephone, you may be receiving a phone call from me!
Love the best looking baby in Utah County,
Atticus G. Van Akin
P.S.
If anyone has any good magazines that I can shred, please drop them by. Make sure they are addressed to me so the woman knows that they are mine.
